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******* finally changed my sheets!! yes! all of it!! for the first time in 6 months!!!
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This is the kind of thing that needs to remain private.
“The bill itself does a lot to bring 30 million people into the system, we don’t need to keep adding onto the back of this horse, or we’re going to break the horse’s back and get nothing done.” — Senator Joseph I. Lieberman
"The Quiet World"
By: Jeffrey McDaniel
In an effort to get people to look
into each other’s eyes more,
the government has decided
to allot each person exactly one hundred
and sixty-seven words, per day.
When the phone rings, I put it to my ear
without saying hello. In the restaurant
I point at the chicken noodle soup.
I am adjusting well to the new way.
Late at night, I call my long distance lover,
and proudly say I only used fifty-nine today.
I saved the rest for you.
When she doesn’t respond,
I know she’s used up all her words,
so I slowly whisper I love you
thirty-two and a third times.
After that, we just sit on the line
and listen to each other breathe.
Greek Love— A Northwestern Dating Documentary
Someone takes the fish analogy a little too far…
